“Um…I can’t begin to tell you what’s wrong with that sentence.
2.) (First appointment): “I’m tried every anxiety medicine out there, nothing has worked. Last week though I tried one of my grandma’s pills, and it worked so well! I can’t remember the name though. Was it Zantac? Zanak?”
[Sigh]: “Lemme guess, Xanax?”
“OH YES doc, you’re a mind-reader! So…can I have some of that Zantax [sic]?”
3.) (Pt completely manic/psychotic) “I can’t take your meds. I can only take natural things, from the Earth, like Marijuana”
“Lithium is a mineral…from the Earth”.
4.) “The voices tell me they’re Chinese telepathic ninjas”
(Me thinking): “Ninjas are from Japan….”.
5.) “I’m sorry doc, I can’t talk on the phone right now, I’m busy at the lawyer’s office getting on disability”.
6.) “So why do you feel that you can’t work and need to be on disability?”
“Our economy is controlled by the corporate banks and the 1%, it’s all rigged, and it’s all stacked against the little people. It’s a rat race for the sheeple to run in. I refuse to be a part of that slave economy.”
“But you want to be on disability”.
“I can’t work doc, I just explained it to you”.
7.) "I just showed up at the park and a cop arrested me for no reason". (Later discovered that he was sexting online with a cop posing as a 14yr old girl, and they agreed to meet up at the park)
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Funny or exasperating things our psych patients have said to us
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